Mar 16, 2022
You'd better practice your Brainbuster Moonsault. Or work on your Somersault Rack Sweep.
Wait...do you guys have wrestling names? Suggestions include Ginger "Bonesaw" Cook. Or maybe "The Curb Stomper" Cook. Or "The Librarian Warrior."
Written by Christopher Robin
Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.