Humor Writing Prompt

Woman Falls Asleep During Stabbing

The August Doctor Funny 12(ish)-word Challenge

The weapon in question. Photo by Glen Carrie on Unsplash

CNN, Rochester, NY — Serial narcolept Stacy Warner of nearby Brighton, NY, recently fell asleep, this time in the middle of an active stabbing.

Much to the dismay of her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Carl Bowers, Ms. Warner has a long history…