Jun 7, 2022
The destruction you leave in your wake is astonishing. God is probably just going to give up and get a job at Wendy's. You've ruined God, Kristen. For fuck's sake.
Written by Christopher Robin
Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.