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Goodie, decorative gourds. They cost money, start to rot when placed on the front steps, and become an invitation for vermin to feed at your stoop. Good times.

I Get It — Fall is Your Favorite
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Christopher Robin
Christopher Robin

Written by Christopher Robin

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Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.

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