I would scurry away, too.

… your stunning eyewear, tell them the spectacles are extremely rare and probably out of production. If they lean in for a closer look, rip off a Twizzler and whip at them like a lion tamer. They will scurry away and you will keep your delicious secret.
No Food Allowed? Try This Delicious Disguise
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Kristen Stark
Christopher Robin
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Nov 23, 2021
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I would scurry away, too.
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Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.
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