Sign up
Sign in
… acting up for some time now. To flush the thing, one must hold the handle down and keep it plunged until all the contents are safely plummeting through the drainpipes. If one does not pander to this particular flushing ar…
Lindsay Rae Brown
Christopher Robin
Follow
--
Share
I read this as “contestants."
Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.
Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams