I laughed so hard! You already know I feel the same about my daughter! What a world we live in.

I told my father-in-law a while back that I can't wait for all those fucking boomers to die so that shit dies with them. (I don't mean all boomers, of course.)

Sadly, it won't. Best to be prepared for a new generation of asshole to pick up the slack.

Great piece, man. Great to read it!