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…hing is bigger and better with a shit ton of flashing lights, humungo buzzers, scrollable DOOM, and there’s probably a bondage-clad clown playing the clarinet in there somewhere too.Nobody wants the tiny moments anymore.
Lindsay Rae Brown
Christopher Robin
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I knew someday I would be caught.
Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.
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