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Pumpkins are sore losers because they are the least sexy of the vegetables. Hard, pokey stem that can’t be inserted without stitches. Bulbous body that can’t be inserted witho…

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Christopher Robin
Christopher Robin

Written by Christopher Robin

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Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.

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