I am a cheap hooker. And I don't get paid much. What's that make me?

People who clap for articles but don’t actually read them are like unsatisfying lovers. We want you to read our material, but you make us feel like cheap hookers when you clap and dash — except we don’t get paid (much).
Clapper and Dashers, I Know Who You Are
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Christopher Robin
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Mar 28, 2022
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I am a cheap hooker. And I don't get paid much. What's that make me?
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Written by Christopher Robin7.9K Followers
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Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.
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