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En garde. I await your futile response in this tomato duel.

In the meantime, I'm working on a follow-up to your off-season unipornstars.

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Christopher Robin
Christopher Robin

Written by Christopher Robin

Not like the other girls. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest. You'll find me now on Substack @christopherrobin7.

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