I'm not sure what to put here. I do stuff. I write humor, satire, creative nonfiction, weirdness, sadness, shame, depression, mania, confusion, bananas, unicorns, drawing, hilarity, sobriety, relationships, nightmares, helicopters, pool parties, hiking, cheese, stationery, cats, farts, cat farts, armpit farts, meditation, home repair, and hot sauce. That’s about it.
My hidden talents include:
-Shoe Shining
-Whistling
-Drawing Cat Anuses
-Triple Eyebrow Raise
-Swearing
-Procrastinating
-Being A Person in the Room
Recently sober and learning lessons about life I drowned in alcohol. I'm also married with two wonderful kids who are now 6 and 9. We live in a suburb of Pittsburgh in western Pennsylvania near friends and family.
Chief Bush Hog for Suite 1984 Publishing. Friend to all.
