My hidden talents include:

-Shoe Shining


-Drawing Cat Anuses

-Triple Eyebrow Raise



-Being A Person in the Room

Recently sober and learning lessons about life I drowned in alcohol. I'm also married with two wonderful kids who are now 6 and 9. We live in a suburb of Pittsburgh in western Pennsylvania near friends and family.

Chief Bush Hog for Suite 1984 Publishing. Friend to all.

Medium member since August 2019
Top writer in Music


Christopher Robin

Christopher Robin

Yes, that's my real name. Yes, I’m in therapy. No, that's not why. Interested in the mundane. Editor for The Memoirist, The Narrative Collective, Songstories.