Let me tell you just how average I am. — How to be regular-ish Let me tell you just how average I am. I am Median Man. My superpower is commonality. I possess qualities that not everyone wants, but some do. Maybe. I possess a less-than-excessive amount of mediocrity. And that’s just okay, I guess. I’m not the best at…

A happy rant about angry rants — They say you should do what you love, not what you like. My question is this: is being angry something you love? Is it attention you seek? Is it a result of social media where everyone is trying to make more noise than everyone else? …

Or lack thereof — Did she know what she was doing? She was permanently tying the memory of that night to one song. It was a soundtrack to a lucid dream. Throughout the night she gave me an emotional tattoo — one that I still have. Please listen with me… You cannot quit…

Put your windows down, crank it up, sing your head clean off — Picture this: A sun-drenched field of wildflowers swaying in the breeze. A meadow under a tree made by the heavens. A perfect shady spot for a blanket and a picnic basket where you and your young love spend a lazy afternoon. Or… A day by the pool filled with joyous…

Or wordgasm. Shut up. No, you shut up. — El Paso, TX —Area Client Service Manager and former US Army bandsman is currently regretting several major life decisions, none more so than creating a breeding ground for the worlds most ignorant and disturbed literary minds to play with random assorted word combinations. “I should have known those sick bastards…

Hey, you. Yeah, you with the Labatt Blue. Get these pads on — you’re in. — Have you ever dreamed of being the hero in your favorite sport? Now may be your chance. In every NHL game, each team has two goalies. One starter, and one backup who rides the pine until the starter gets hurt or sucks bad enough to get the hook. But what…

Is it okay to be you? — His timing is unique and storytelling real. While being a brilliant comedian, he’s also just a regular guy. A regular guy with a little girl he didn’t know he wanted, and a regular guy that sleepwalks out of hotel windows. …

Sports fans are weird — Long before my friends and I attempted to grow our measly, patchy playoff beards, there were real hockey players growing them. Hockey is known as being very superstitious. The most obvious superstition is the infamous “playoff beard,” which started more than 40 years ago. In the early 1980s, hockey was…